Mother’s Day DON”T
Honestly, the only reason to get her college football paraphernalia is if she’s a die-hard. Otherwise … OMG … just don’t. I get that the company is trying to latch onto anything to make a sale, but good god man – STOP! This is all a man would need to see to somehow convince himself that he now knows exactly what to get the woman who pushed his three kids out of her VAGINA. Trust me, if you want to survive … you better think beyond the college football tee.
I’m not saying you can NEVER buy her a cute college football tee, just not for Mother’s Day.
Let me break it down for those men who are trying to justify the purchase in their head …
It is acceptable for a side gift. It is acceptable if she is accompanying you to a football game. It is acceptable if she sets her alarm clock on Saturday morning so she doesn’t miss Game Day.
not even close
It is NOT acceptable if you’re hoping this will entice her into liking football. It is NOT acceptable because it’s a gift you would love to receive. It won’t make it any better if you tell her she’ll look hot in it.