Dear Gap…

cropped legging jeans

These look pretty good on the model, don’t they?
That’s because they’re airbrushed!

There is no way a woman designed these jeans. The fabric is super thin and a little shiny = horror show.

For most women that combination can only mean exposing all that we hate about ourselves. The only people who could possibly wear these jeans are girls under 13 or super twiggy chicks. The material shows every lump and bump, even makes muscle look like a lump of fat.

what we’re looking for

If we’re going to buy a light colored, super skinny jean – the material needs to be more substantial. We don’t want to see skin or any imperfection. Oh, and please keep the finish matte. Thanks!

perfect example

Do I need to say any more?